Razor blade ?

i heard on a web forum that using rusty razor blades to deliver plesure can be an extremely good stress reliever and be plesaruble beyond belief for some . i had access to a razor so i thought i would try it out , though it didnt really feel good and now its bleeding heaps and i dont know what to do. im feeling light headed and the blood flow has not yet subsided.. please respond quick, theres so much blood and i dont know what to do... P.S did any1 else think that the new james bond movie was rubish ?